Here's what the kids are learning these days:
You'd never know that Chuck and I are trainers based on our latest conversation with Breanna about her education. The girl is in 8th grade, for the love of God!
She asked the other day, "What's the real name for your butt muscles?"
Me: "Don't you learn that stuff in health class?!"
Bree: "Mom, we don't have health class."
Me: "What do you think it's called?"
Bree's response? Wait for it....
With 100% seriousness she replied, "Bootius Laximus?"
Oh, I cramped up and doubled over at that one.
We need to pitch that to Beyonce. Some booties are a little more laximus than others, I suppose.
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